My mummy and daddy are finally getting married!!! And I am so proud to be their son!!! I'm going with them to the photo shoot and I will get to take nice nice photos together with my dearest mummy and daddy. I love my mummy and daddy!!!!
And I wan to ask my darling coco and brandy to go if they can also. Mummy still deciding whether to bring me to her wedding dinner cos got muslims leh. And its a food-place so not very nice if they see me. But I am the suckling piglet.. I must go ma......
Mummy I promise to keep very very quiet. I wil hide like a rat if anyone saw me..... Ok? Pls bring me. Dun leave me at home alone. But if you get me a wife before your wedding, then dun need to bring me. I will stay home with my wife and do important things like making little juniors and little bambis..... hahahahahaah......
Mummy said she is looking for a tuxedo for me. YEAH..... I can wear a tuxedo. But wat in the hell is that? Mummy said will make me look sooooooooo handsome that all the bitches will fall in love with me..... wat you say my wives brandy and coco? Dun be jealous. As daddy always say.... its always advantageous to be handsome...... hahahahahahah......
I didnt know that coco miss me so much that she will run to the door whenever godma mention my name. Poor babe. I miss you too but mummy's too busy to bring me to godma house to see you. Maybe later I go read the street directory and find out how to go to your house.
And hey, my new house is very near to coco's house and deedee's house. Its in between both of their houses. So mon, wed, fri I will spend the nite with deedee and tue, thur and sat I will spend with coco. Sun is my day with brandy...... hiak hiak hiak hiak. *blissful*
But 1st, I must learn how to cross the road 1st.... nanny let me practice the other day....
Well, if I can cross the road properly, I will go malaysia and take more wives there.... haha and brandy cannot go cos she is banned from going to malaysia - see her picture.....
Erm, that is her picture 20 years (human years) ago ok. Hahahaha...... that time no wrinkles. Now got wrinkles already..... on her bum got wrinkles..... ahahahahahah......
Mummy also wan to get a water fountain for our new house. And she say she wan to get a piece of flat rock only. I was quite puzzled until I saw this picture..... no wonder she wan to get a piece of flat rock..... for me to pose on it and pretend to be a fake dog like this bulldog in the picture.....
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Its actually a real dog but he really can act dumb and deaf and DEAD. Hahahahaha. He didnt move until I was near enough and he wanted to eat me up. YOUR MUMMY didnt feed you ah? She never teach you manners like "DO NOT BULLY A RAT?" and "DO NOT PICK ON OTHERS SMALLER THAN YOU?"
Hahahahahahahahaha...... I am Dino Junior....