Look at my back view.... Cool, Slick, Handsome, PERFECT rite??? I got a body that all hunks would die for - I am muscular like a bulldog yet not flabby...

My fav place in the car - On my mummy's lap cos she got great legs....

Introducing my wives... on my left (which is your rite), we have brandy who is cream in colour and is 4yrs old this year (so old, dunno can make babies or not, that's why I need to have another wife). she's the same breed as me, a chihuahua but she's bit psycho one.... And the one on my rite (which is your left), we have coco ball who is white in colour and she's a jack russell who is the same age as me but she IS MAD.....

I love my wife brandy. Although she makes funny duck noises, I take it as a sign she is trying to seduce me..... And no, she is not pregnant yet and I cant still find the hole....

Now inrtoducing my family. This is my mummy and daddy. They take really good care of me and my mummy and daddy loves me very much. I am a pampered child and very fortunate dog to be their son...

My mummy here with me. She is MAD too, but most importanly, she loves me MADLY and she would kill if anyone touched me. I'm her only son and she pampers me sooooo much that I am a spoilt brat.... She loves brandy too and pampers brandy whenever she comes over to stay with me....
My nanny also pampers me alot cos I am her 1st grandson. Mummy's her baby gal and I am the family's 1st grandson... Nanny always says I resemble Turtle. Actually I resemble a rat more than a turtle but Nannys bit crazy like mummy too so...... nanny takes care of me when mummy brings me to bradel to stay. I love bradel cos nanny gives me all the freedom I wan and she cooks and give me nice food and cuddle me and kisses me and rub my tummy for me and brings me down for walks....

This one is my grandma and I call her popo. She is mummy's mummy and she loves me too. And she got special nickname for me "Grand-dog".... I'm so proud to have this title...
This white haired old man is my grandpa. I call him gong gong. He loves me very much and pampers me alot too. He gives me LOTS of chocolate when mummy is not looking... Yummy.... I love you gong gong.... He always come and call me and peep at me when he reach home. I am the 1st one he sees and calls and talks to when he reach home.... so fortunate rite....

Gong Gong also drew a picture of me that really looks like me, except the Kuku part not very accurate - needs to be a bit bigger.....

She is my grandaunty grace. She is the only one in my family besides gong gong and popo who dare to carry me in the car. She is the only one who thinks of me when she goes shopping and she is the only one who loves me so much besides my gong gong and popo. Cos she is born in the year of the DOG and I am like her desendent.... hahahahha untill she met Ah dai.... she still thinks I am the best even though she met brandy and coco and ah dai..... YEAH....

This one is my Godma. From young she look after me and she like to play with my kuku bird, that is why my kuku bird is big ok.... all thanks to Godma.... She is my mother-in-law too cos brandy and coco are both her daughters..... Godma I very good one. I take brandy as my wife, I also "SUB" coco ok.... even though I am too short to hump coco but never mind I'll jus hump brandy double.... She likes to hold me like tat but I dun like and she like to squeeze me between her twin towers so my tongue always come out one.... BTW, my Godma is crazy too, she like to hold me up in the air and shake me..... my ribs always wan to burst....

This is my best friend monkey. I used to have a best friend who was a cat named Tiger. We used to play hide and seek and have peeing games together but he died last year. I miss him alot. I saw the rottweiler who killed tiger yesterday and he nearly wanted to kill me too, mummy got so shocked that she called nanny immediately..... Anyway, monkey was a present for christmas from nanny. Although I bit off its nose and mummy sewed it back (YEAH, my mummy can sew one ok), its still the best I ever chewed.... so its my best friend.....


Last but not least, babes pls dun see this pic till your eyes pop out, YES, I have 5 legs and its HUGE.... Hunks, pls go and hide and dun feel inferior ok, if you have it, you will have it, if not, howl also no use one.... I AM A MAN....