That day I humped Niu Niu, I was caught in the act by nanny. So pai seh she took a picture of us stuck in the most awkward position.....
But babes out there!! Listen!!!! I AM NOW A MAN, no longer a boy ok...... Heheeheeheheehe....Comon and look for me. I stay sengkang now...... And this week 1 babe will be at my place for 1 week!!!! And her 2 brothers will be here too and we can all play together!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Yesterday I love and hate my mummy.
I was waiting for mummy to come home to feed me dinner (actually she gave me biscuits but I dun wan to touch them). I was very happy when mummy came home, but she jus went to bath and said she'll bring me to nanny's house to see niu niu.
I was thrilled!!!
Mummy brought me to nanny's house where I sat on baba D's face while he was sleeping. Hahahaa.... shhhhhhhhh ....... he doesn't know about it.
Then mummy brought me upstairs to visit niu niu.
I saw the other 2 puppies there. 1 boy pomeranian and 1 gal maltese. The gal maltese was making so much noise. They are both bout 5mths old. Then I saw my beloved Niu niu. She was on heat!!! And this time her tail is by the side. She didnt resist when I went near her.
Then mummy grabbed me and put me into this tiny cage with niu niu and I was ecstatic - simply bursting with excitement and happines like in heaven...... so I happily humped her and she was happy too.
But my heaven turned into hell when suddenly I realised that mummy was no longer around. Where did mummy go?
I felt so alone there. There was no one there that I really knew...... So I cried.
I cried for my mummy the whole nite.
This morn I saw nanny coming up to bring me downstairs for my morn walk. I cried more when I saw her cos I felt so relieved that at least I see someone that I am close with. I was soooooooooo happy and glad to see nanny.
And I missed mummy so much. Where are you mummy. Why you jus leave me there like tat? Daddy too. Where are you daddy?
Now I'm at nanny's house playing catch and chase with Jared, Damon & ryan. So happy. I heard nanny saying later she's bringing me up to 12th flr again. Great!!!! But I hope I dun need to stay overnite cos I am scared.
Mummy I miss you please come back soon. entered at 8:40 PM
Thursday, January 17, 2008
My mummy and daddy are finally getting married!!! And I am so proud to be their son!!! I'm going with them to the photo shoot and I will get to take nice nice photos together with my dearest mummy and daddy. I love my mummy and daddy!!!!
And I wan to ask my darling coco and brandy to go if they can also. Mummy still deciding whether to bring me to her wedding dinner cos got muslims leh. And its a food-place so not very nice if they see me. But I am the suckling piglet.. I must go ma......
Mummy I promise to keep very very quiet. I wil hide like a rat if anyone saw me..... Ok? Pls bring me. Dun leave me at home alone. But if you get me a wife before your wedding, then dun need to bring me. I will stay home with my wife and do important things like making little juniors and little bambis..... hahahahahaah......
Mummy said she is looking for a tuxedo for me. YEAH..... I can wear a tuxedo. But wat in the hell is that? Mummy said will make me look sooooooooo handsome that all the bitches will fall in love with me..... wat you say my wives brandy and coco? Dun be jealous. As daddy always say.... its always advantageous to be handsome...... hahahahahahah......
I didnt know that coco miss me so much that she will run to the door whenever godma mention my name. Poor babe. I miss you too but mummy's too busy to bring me to godma house to see you. Maybe later I go read the street directory and find out how to go to your house.
And hey, my new house is very near to coco's house and deedee's house. Its in between both of their houses. So mon, wed, fri I will spend the nite with deedee and tue, thur and sat I will spend with coco. Sun is my day with brandy...... hiak hiak hiak hiak. *blissful*
But 1st, I must learn how to cross the road 1st.... nanny let me practice the other day....
Well, if I can cross the road properly, I will go malaysia and take more wives there.... haha and brandy cannot go cos she is banned from going to malaysia - see her picture.....
Erm, that is her picture 20 years (human years) ago ok. Hahahaha...... that time no wrinkles. Now got wrinkles already..... on her bum got wrinkles..... ahahahahahah......
Mummy also wan to get a water fountain for our new house. And she say she wan to get a piece of flat rock only. I was quite puzzled until I saw this picture..... no wonder she wan to get a piece of flat rock..... for me to pose on it and pretend to be a fake dog like this bulldog in the picture.....
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Its actually a real dog but he really can act dumb and deaf and DEAD. Hahahahaha. He didnt move until I was near enough and he wanted to eat me up. YOUR MUMMY didnt feed you ah? She never teach you manners like "DO NOT BULLY A RAT?" and "DO NOT PICK ON OTHERS SMALLER THAN YOU?"
Hahahahahahahahaha...... I am Dino Junior....
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Today mummy was woken up cos grandma turned on the light to look for my uncle's things... and mummy scolded everyone in the morn..... dunno issit mummy got bad dream that's why she so irritated.
But also good, mummy was awaken and she was hardworking enough to bring me down for my morn walk. Think my mummy work very hard leh. Everyday she come back late and she go work early in the morn. She normally so tired and cant wake up in the morn to bring me down.
But today she did. I hope she will continue the good work cos I dun have to hold my pee and shit for the whole day.
Nowadays my gong gong and popo have been letting me out into the hall to play with them and sit with them and watch TV with them.... I'm so happy cos i got company. And gong gong would sayang me and both of them will play a game with me....
So I became very pampered. I everyday also wan to go out. Sometimes they dun let me out and I WHINE big time......
Mummy's been timing her sleep everyday. Dunno why. And her tummy is bigger also - when i jump on it, it feels more bouncy..... mummy you must lose weight already.... entered at 6:33 AM
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Mummy jus showed me this video of my Xiao Lao Po.... Ms Coco Ball so clever. She knows how to "die" when Godma bang/shoot her.... I am sooooo proud of her.... but now mummy wan to train me doing this.
Mummy, dun you think i'll look very silly when I do that? I do MAN things like humping.... that one i dun need to train one.... You so fierce..... maybe if daddy train me i will listen to him lor.... cos daddy = FOOD..... hahahahaha....
Anyway mummy I love you. Today my mummy made Veal with biscuits for me for breakfast, then she mad me warm milk with biscuits for my supper. I finished them all.... Yummy..... I'll miss mummy when she goes holiday with daddy next week.... :(
But this sunday, mummy promised me a day of fun..... she said she's going to cancel her classes and bring me to the airport..... YEAH...... and then to Kerin Jie Jie's birthday party. I heard she's turning 85 on sunday.... so old liao!!!! She must be ancient....
Oops... shhhhh.... dun tell kerin jie jie that I said this ok.... entered at 5:30 AM
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Yesterday mummy brought me to uncle Pat's house. We stayed there like whole afternoon till almost midnite. And mummy was busy playing mahjong. Cos auntie forest got many patterns and make everyone at the table vomit blood cos no one can believe her logic and no one can believe her luck.
At one stage mummy had to go drink beer to calm herself down. See? That serious....
I wanted to go pee. But mummy warned me I cannot pee inside the house. Mummy told daddy to bring me downstairs but daddy dun bother to do so. So I had to pee on the curtains. And daddy didnt react immediately when mummy asked him to go clean up my mess. Mummy was really mad. She whacked me but I know she was feeling the pain inside her heart when she did it.
And mummy was really angry with daddy cos she feel that daddy has no committment to me and I am not his responsibility. So mummy said she will not expect so much anymore in future. Mummy must have tot that I am his son so daddy should be more responsible and committed to me. And mummy said she is not going to buy bambi anymore cos she doesn't have any support to take care of both of us. She is like a single mum.
I better dun disturb mummy cos mummy's in a foul mood since yesterday due to that peeing incident and she cant sleep well yesterday nite too. I better guai guai sleep and dun disturb her.... entered at 6:20 PM
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Today my popo looked at me and sang me this song......
我是猫 (伊能静+巫启贤)
(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
我是猫一只白胖的猫
打个哈欠我晒晒太阳不知道天有多高
如果你今天也有些疲倦何不学我做猫
我是猫一只家居的猫
我是猫一只平凡的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
我是猫摇摆身体的猫
掂起脚尖我甩甩头呀还要动动眉毛
听到音乐就不由自主会跳舞的猫
(合)
摇滚的猫遇到了家居猫
带着它离开了那平凡的巢
从此夜里听到更吵猫叫
世界上又多了一只快乐猫
(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
合)
不像人类总东奔西跑忙得乱糟糟
如果你厌倦去做个人类不如跟我们做猫
摇滚的猫遇到了家居猫带着它离开了那平凡的巢
生下了许多的小猫猫
从此多了一支猫的乐队喵
(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
(伊)
我是猫一只家居的猫
(巫)
我是猫一只摇滚的猫
I seriously dunno wat is wrong with my popo, even though she substitute the word "猫" to "狗", I seriously wonder why is she singing to me..... and why this song...... DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A CAT?????? Cant she sing "Who let the dogs out?"....... duh..........
I think popo is jus happy cos mummy let me out to the living room to play for 10mins and popo and gong gong both manja me and sayang me..... and mummy was discussing something with her and popo looked really happy..... dunno wat they discussing...... maybe discussing bout bambi????? hahahahahahaha..... FAT HOPE. entered at 3:14 AM